Friday, June 1, 2012

Assembly not included


One catalog
One credit card
Three boxes
Three deliveries.

One box too heavy to move
Two boxes I shouldn’t have moved.

Read instructions once
Should have read them twice
(although not sure that would have helped).

Assembled once
Unassembled twice
Reassembled thrice.

One broken fingernail
One pinched finger
One new drill with working battery
One smashed toe (box and contents fell on it)
One headache
One overall body ache.

Rocking in the glider
Without it falling apart,
Priceless.






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